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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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  • person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
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dutchsheerio:

meow-sheeran:

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

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  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
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  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
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handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

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self-love-for-all:

If you relapse, repeat after me:

  • You are not weak.
  • You have not lost this battle.
  • You are not selfish.
  • You are not out of control.
  • All the progress you made hasn’t magically disappeared.
  • You are not a failure.
  • Life is a cycle of highs and lows- good times are ahead, so keep going forward.
  • You matter.
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thatonegirlwiththatoneblog:

when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs 

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