getting a crush on someone
finding out they are already dating someone else
when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”
I wonder how quickly the world would change if all straight women suddenly refused to sleep with straight men who used gendered slurs, made or laughed at rape and domestic abuse jokes, sex-shamed, and mocked women’s bodies. I wonder.
It wouldn’t, for they’re not a majority, but keep deluding yourself into thinking that decent men are a minority while ignoring the women who commit those exact same things against men and each other.
mum i’m moving out